I Sh*t Myself (Best Birthday Song Ever)

It was my birthday so I feel like some of ya’ll might understand.

I went out to celebrate and hadn’t eaten all day. I share birthdays with another friend so there were two big ol’, white butter cream cakes there. I’m not a big drinker but since it was my birthday, I took a couple of shots of good ol’ moonshine and ate several pieces of cake. So, by the time I was headed home, my stomach was boiling and bubbling. I was hot. I was cold. I was shaking. My nose started to itch. I sneezed hard and at the same time my worst nightmare became reality. I shit like never before and it just wouldn’t stop. So, I just rolled with it and started laughing. I was shitting and laughing. I thought, I gotta write this into a birthday song.

I SHIT MYSELF.

Click below to play song.

My CD, King of the Barnyard, has a less explicit version called, I Deuced Myself.

 

Living Blues Magazine’s 2017 Break Out Artist

EJ Mathews was awarded the rarely given accolade of Break Out Artist for 2017 by the blues industry magazine Living Blues. This award came with a 2 page writeup and his name on the cover of the February 2017 Living Blues issue. This is a huge honor for EJ.

“The words authentic, unknown and original are seldom used to describe blues artists today, so it is most welcome when a musician arrives on the scene and these descriptions are just the beginning of the story.”
– Scott M. Bock